Q ; What do you call a semi-comatose,incoherent,gibbering imbecilic pauper ?
A ;Unfortunately,in my case,its husband.
The feckin' oul ' eejit thinks he's still a young lad,able to drink for four straight
days like he used to.Just before he lapsed into unconsciousness,he mumbled
something to the effect that he will be in touch with you if his eyesight returns.