Sunday, November 20, 2005

Death Support

George Best on life support

One final money making idea for Georgie's estate would
be to organize a lottery for people willing to pull the
switch on the useless fucker's life-support machine.Players
could pay ten or twenty pounds (I would happily pay fifty)
for the chance of being the priviliged one.The whole event
would be televised with commentary by Prince Charles
with analysis by Ron Atkinson and Pamela Anderson.
That useless wank-bean,Jamie Oliver could serve the
live audience a hearty breakfast of deep-fried
marinated liver and onions.I can smell the money


Brewski said...

You are correct AB. Best is a right sorry cunt, someone should just finish it. And you had to remind me of Jamie Oliver, didn't you. Someone should just finish that as well.

the anti-barney said...

Right Brewster,lets go hunting.

SafeTinspector said...

Who is "George Best"?

the anti-barney said...

Was good,nobody now,safetinspector.

Charlie said...

Perhaps the liver should be served with Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

SafeTinspector said...

Uh...OK. Sorry about that.