The nice lady doctor had warned me about it so it should have
come as no surprise to me that after three days without a
drink I have developed the side effect known as (gulp)
the Galloping Neo-cons.The symptoms are that my
eyes have been opened as never before,and so far,the
following truths have become apparent to me ;
(a) The twin towers were not attacked by a bunch of
cave-men who got lucky,but were destroyed by the
master criminals of al-Queda.
(b)Al-Queda was not a figment of the fertile mind of
George Bush who did not need a real Bogey-man to
frighten the American people and to prise more money
(c) The biggest threat to world peace,harmony and
prosperity is al-Queda,an organization richer,more
evil and more powerful than S.M.E.R.S.H.,S.P.E.C.T.R.E.,
the K.G.B. or the Klingons could ever hope to be.
(D)Saddam fully intended to conquer the world and
did have weapons of mass-destruction,we just didn't
(e) Not all Muslims are evil but you can trust nobody in
the middle-east who is not Jewish or Christian.
(f)George Bush did not plan to bomb al-Jazeera.
(g) David Kelly was not murdered by M.I.5 /6 or any
(h) Barney is not evil and may well be the second
coming of our saviour.
The fidgets and shakes are back so I'll finish my
truths here for today but feel free to add your own
on this thankfuck day.