Unemployed,semi-retired or mid-life crisis/crossroads?
Well, it ain't back yet, but it's a start.
I fucked my turkey and now my sight is almost gone.
Cheers Dr.Evil,Footsie,do you not get enough abuse off Barbie withoutlooking for some here,welcome aboard.
Thanks cuz,Lucent in Tendris.rafuzwyl,rapunzels ugly step-sister
This is no word of lie, the comment anti-spam thingie is "sitdog". What are they trying to tell me?Ah well, no matter. You and yours are welcome, cousin, should you evercome over on this side of the pond.We've stout and lager on tap, and keep a good bit of proper whiskey on site.And if you've got young 'uns, they can pick up horrible habits from our lot!
Be careful what you wish for,theysay that spot of bother in Egypt was caused by a gardener wishing for a few locusts to clear away his compost heap.
I have a turkey still in the freezer. I don't know how to cook it. It's too big to fit in the microwave. Should I slice it up and cook it in the toaster?
Cut it in lumps,then boil it in bags in the kettle.
You forgot to specify MUSLIN bags. Jeesus!It's pretty slow where I am today, can you tell?
After extensive research...(Typing into Google) I realized MUSLIN bags are not MUSLIM bags. I came to the conclusion to give the turkey to my Mom and Dad. If they can raise a turkey like me they must at least know how to cook one. WAHOOOOOOOO, It's sipping time.
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