Sunday, April 02, 2006

A.B.the Philanthropist

Or just nosey do-gooder busybody ?

Fuck me,that Garda shining his torch in my face the other night
must have effected me more than I thought because while you
lot were out guzzling drink,carousing,enjoying yourselves or
getting over the effects of a night out at the Smuggies,I've been
trying to make the world a better place.

Don't just sit there with your mouths open,get over here and see if I can
do anything for you,or if you can help some other poor sod.


Foot Eater said...

Fuck me, two Anti-Barney sites for the price of one? You're spoiling us.

fatmammycat said...

How Ferrero Rocher of you Footie.

Dr Maroon said...

This is perfect. I've been waiting for an e-confessor to turn up for ages.

the anti-barney said...

Want to play?Make up a new e-mail address and give me a hand with it.
It might be a bit of craic.

Charlie said...

I have nothing to confess but my talent.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

If I'm reading right, you're looking for occasional agony antis, right? I can do the agony no problem, but the actual advice might not be all that reliable. Related credentials for becoming an Anti Advice Blogger : am a wife and mother which means my whine-tolerance is quite high. I'm a good listener, though. And I can read and type words. I am a self-starter with a can-do attitude and have no end of shit to talk. (This may truly be the only place in the world I can be useful ... somehow make a difference, y'know?) Can I join your organisation?

I have a few questions about the position. Do you provide worker's compensation, in case of advice related carpal-tunnel syndrome, and do you have creche facilities? Will there be any sexual harrassment?

the anti-barney said...

Your're in Sam,you are IN.How does exec.head of the "Wimin's Troubles" department suit?We operate a plausable deniability insurance scheme and re. the creche,I'm sure we could find a couple of plastic bags for the little 'uns to play with.
If there is sexual harassment,it'll be done by me,constantly ,along with frequent innuendos(a?)(oes?) and filthy double meaning questions.

Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

My ever-fragrant wife, Mrs Dr McC may be able to help. She holds the pastoral role here at the Cumbernauld Institute and is well versed in dealing with matters of both heart and head. I have found her unique brand of advice invaluable on a number of occasions, especially during court appearances (her mother, I will remind you, was a prolific thief)

the anti-barney said...

Cheers Dr.Joe,deal her in.

Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

Mrs Dr McC has kindly agreed to the idea. Feel free to feed her problems through the usual channels. She will be as prompt as her busy schedule allows.