Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Serves me right.

God,the vindictive oul' bitch,got her own back on
me today.

I was tortured and robbed this morning and am feeling very
sorry for myself.

But far worse than the actual extraction was the Dentist telling
me to avoid smoking and alcohol(underlined) for the rest of the
day.So far so good with the smoking but the whiskey tasted funny
through a straw.


fatmammycat said...

Poor old toots, take a hand full of painkillers, some sleeping tablets and a tumbler of Brandy and go to bed for the rest of the day. It is the only way to deal with it.

Dr Maroon said...

"...take a hand full of painkillers, some sleeping tablets and a tumbler of Brandy and go to bed for the rest of the day."
Are you sure you don't mean for the rest of your life? Which will be short at that rate.

Look, this is the remedy. Handed down by old Mr Maroon. (to me) You take two glasses of whisky. You put a disprin in the tooth socket to stop the smoke getting to it. You have a smoke. You have another whyski (or brandy) whos countin, take an askit powder, a coupla bottles stout, (cheap supermarket lager will do). If still numb and no blood, you can have a drink of Night Nurse. If still OK you can have another ciggy and whiskie and or brandy.
after that you're on your own.

fatmammycat said...

How the hell is that better?

the anti-barney said...

I am somewhere between the two at the moment.The thing was to heat the whiskey a little in the microwave so as not to offend sensitive teeth and gums.The ciggies made me dizzy though.

fatmammycat said...

Don't smoke, smoking is rank, do take sleeping tablets. I swear, a couple, knock yourself out and sleep it off. Seeya, back to the Arsenal one up at half time tee-hee, go Kolo, it's yer birthday, we gonna party like...ah nuts, you get the picture. Or as my frind said, 'YOU DON FUCK WIT DE KOLO!'

the anti-barney said...

Enjoy,Pet.C'mon the Gunners.

Anonymous said...

I had an extraction or three a few years back. You can smoke after an hour or two. I did anyway.

LindyK said...

Poor Barnes, take care of yourself... warm whiskey through a straw?! That's rough...

fatmammycat said...

How are you feeling today sir? back on the road to recovery?

Foot Eater said...

Nice to see everyone so sympathetic towards AB. When I posted about my dental woes, did I get any support? Did I fuck.

the anti-barney said...

Thanks Lindy,much better thanks Fmc.
Footsie,I don't recall YOU being told not to drink so obviously I was worse off than you.
Mz.Thrope (miss Stroppy)You are correct,what do dentists and doctors know anyway,certainly not as much as they pretend.

Kim Ayres said...

You can't get a dentist around here - not NHS anyway. There's a waiting list of over a year.


Oh, you have my sympathies by the way.