Friday, February 03, 2006

All I'm saying is...

Minister for Transport,Martin Cullen,recently announced
that four out of every ten road deaths are the direct result
of drink driving.That means that 60% of all road deaths
are caused by sober drivers,so if they only allowed drink-
drivers on the road...............

15 comments:

SafeTinspector said...

Ha ha! We sobers shouldn't be driving, we cause most of the accidents!
Actually, I bet the balance is teenagers. They shouldn't be allowed to drive. In fact, they should only be allowed to ride on the bumpers.
I was a teenager once.
Me and a few freinds would drive through shopping centers late at night and intentionally hit abandoned shopping trolleys at 40mph. What a load of idiots we were!

El Barbudo said...

Well I heard somewhere that over 90% of people think that they are better than average drivers. Work that one out.

Dr Maroon said...

If 90% think they are better than average, 75% of that 90%, will be mistaken.

It would be great to see Barney in action at some public meeting.

Dr Maroon said...

That is, that of that 90%, 25 in a hundred will be right!

Charlie said...

I take drugs so do not fall into those catagories. Am i Good or bad?

Dr Maroon said...

Yes, now feed Glark for an hour.

Monstee said...

Me read somewhere that over 75% of all numbers am used in statistics.

Dr Maroon said...

If you click on his rump,he will sit for you. Good boy Glark.

the anti-barney said...

Statistics show,thats if statistics mean anything,and statistics show that they do,that
9 out of ten leaves 1.

Doc.,I've taught Glark to Break-dance,double-click him to see him do it.

Kim Ayres said...

Seem to be having problems leaving comments or making updates to my blogs. Wondering if you're having the same trouble.

the anti-barney said...

Yes I thought it was something to do with that new virus,then again I often have those problems anyway.

Dr Maroon said...

I don't know what you did to him but he must have enjoyed the cut and thrust, because SafeT is now off on a massive roll all over the place as "27anonymousinches".

It will all end in tears, we both know it, and you Barney, will be 23% to blame.

the anti-barney said...

Like a child with A.D.D. after getting cheap sweets with too many E additives in them.

Binty McShae said...

That's Safety? What a cunt!

Dr Maroon said...

Binty: look at comments here for the full terrible tale

http://selfunemployed.blogspot.com/2006/02/glark.html