Now I could never be accused of overburdening myself with
the troubles of others,as a matter of fact,were my surname to
be the same as a certain Jewish Psychoanalysist,my first name
would be Schaden,as I am more than likely to take an unseemly
pleasure out of said misfortunes.However,the present spot of
bother that we in the West are experiencing with our Muslim
brethren can so easily be sorted that I feel the necessity to
forward the solution,especially as there could be a drink in
it for me.
If the Muslims still want the Cartoonist's heads,we'll give them
heads,after all,we all look the same to them,and very few
people know what they look like anyway.All it takes is for
the Editor of that Danish Newspaper to announce that his
Cartoonists have gone missing,and after a few days, some
likely character (heres where I come in) gets in touch with
the head Buck-cat Muslim and offers him the required
number of heads,simple.It needn't even cost the Govern-
ments any money as I would try to cover my expences
with the million Dollars bounty.I'm sure Footsie could
provide me with a few heads,He'll have one shortly if the
Judge has anything to do with it.
The only drawback I can find is that I may have to shed
my anonymity when I collect my Nobel Peace prize.