Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Golf Coarse ?

Like Fatmammycat's nervous Filly,I was ambling home
with my newspapers this morning at a more considered
gait than normal,not because of feeling any more morose,
bitter,vindictive or bad-tempered than usual but I was
contemplating the final part of my" Wise Monkeys"
trilogy that I have been putting off with micky-mouse
posts like this for the last few days.It is not for want of a
subject or even subjects but the one I have chosen is
still a little painful to recall and relate,hence the delay
and contemplation but it will probably turn out to be
a load of bollocks anyway.

So there I was walking along the road, in a mild and
inoffensive manner,when a Merc. jerked to a halt across
the road,the driver rolled down the window and barked;

"Golf Course ?"

"What about it ?"

"Do you know where it is?"

"Of course I do.",and I walked on.

Little things like that can set you up for the whole day.


SafeTinspector said...

Fine! Fine!

the anti-barney said...

There is nothing wrong with blogger,I keep deleting your comments as I said I would,yours and your Alter ego.Did you think I was joking about that also?

Kim Ayres said...

looks like I've missed an interesting spat

Foot Eater said...

Any one else reckon AB and SafeTinspector are the same person?

the anti-barney said...

Are you calling me a cunt ?

fatmammycat said...

Excellent! Ii the style of that great film Airplane.
'Yes, it is.'

Gorilla Bananas said...

Reminds me of the one where someone answers the phone, puts the caller on hold and says to Meathead "Long-distance from Tokyo". Meathead replies: "It sure is".

Foot Eater said...

GB: like the man who rings up a train station and asks, "How long will it take to get from Leeds to Darlington?" The man at the station says, "Just a minute..." The caller says "Thanks very much" and hangs up.

Maja said...

Nice one.

Dr Maroon said...

like the man who's in a train station and asks for a return.

"Where to?"
"Back here"

Monstee said...

Reminds me when me was young and me sister would get calls on phone. They say, "You're sis there?" Me say "No," then CLICK. NO thank you, good-bye, kiss my ass or anything! So next time they call they say, "Your're sis there?" Me say, "Yep." CLICK!

the anti-barney said...

But you see Monstee et al,these are all things you say to yourself;
"Fuck,I wish I'd said.......",after the event.
I'm not saying I was clever but rather that I was in just the right frame of mind to say it.
Being 6'4 and 16 stone helps you carry it off.

Kim Ayres said...


And there was me thinking that everyone who blogged around here must be about 5'7"

the anti-barney said...

Only the Blunt cog Barney is the same size as everyone else.

LindyK said...

5'7"? Only in my dreams, Kim... on a good day (read everyday since I topped out in eighth grade) I'm a towering 5'3"... guess it's lucky I'm a girl, otherwise I'd have short man's complex.