I saw this joke in the Mail yesterday and it tickled me.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.He
concludes by saying "Yesterday,three Brazilian soldiers were
"Oh no!" Bush exclaims,"Thats terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion,nervously
watching as the president sits,head in hands.Finally the
President looks up and asks;
"How many is a brazillion?"