Monday, December 12, 2005

Fairies lights

Why the fuck is it that the poxy Christmas lights
never work when you put the bastards up.Yes I
fucking know you should test the little fuckers
first but thats not the point,they should still work,
its not a lot to ask.Theres fuck-all to lights but some
evil cunt must put a virus in them,same as lawn-
mowers never work when you go to use them in
the Summer.

Well they can fuck off and stay up and hang about
as useful as spare pricks at a whores Wedding.

Deck me balls with boughs of holly,tra la la la la..........

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