We all know Hallow'een,Christmas and Easter come earlier every year,to the shops they do anyway,but for the love of Jaysus,the way we're going we'll be starting to fret about Y3K before we know it.Christmassy stuff and all the Hallow'een and Easter shite appearing in shops need not effect most people except to serve as early warning systems that the bastards are coming,as a matter of fact,it's a pity shops do'nt carry anniversary stuff to save us fucking up "our special day" .No,the only ones usually annoyed by this are mothers of young children and babies,and they deserve it for having them.As we all should realise,there is a fuckin' dreadful shortage of babies and children in the world.
What really pisses me off is constant eruptions and ejaculations of Bangers and Fireworks since the end of the summer.You'd never think the fuckin' things were illegal the way the little cunts are going around with them.Just what sort of imbecilic wankbeans buy fireworks in late summer anyway?And the price of them,when I was selling bangers in Moore St.,we never,ever started selling them till ten days before Hallow'een.The price was 10 for five bob,and the odd micky-mouse firework would be 2/-.(work that out for your homework).They are definately getting louder as well,I know this because my hearing is going or so they tell me,
What is the point of fireworks and bangers,the noisy bastards,is it just to annoy everyone?Well that it does.I can understand that they use them in China to frighten off demons,
it's their culture and they're welcome to it.Where the fuck are the demons around here,a smattering of Republican splinter groups and a geefull of al-Qai'da,looking for their 77 virgins.Do
you think bangs and rockets are going to frighten them?,no fuckin' way,it'l only encourage them
to hurry along their Absinthe-riddled plans in case they miss the boat.
Any gobshite letting off fireworks or bangers,and especially those in-bred half-wits who started over a month ago deserve to be shot with balls of their own shite.That they may blow their fingers off both hands and never be able to wank again,wankers.