You'd have to wonder why we do these things to ourselves,you really would.After the feed of pints yesterday I went home and finished off my Blue Vod. and not content with that I
guzzled all my good wife's Weekend supply of Wine as I was losing my proverbials on the Breeders Cup.
Todays results are as follows ;
(1st.) Wife not speaking,due to wineless cellar
(2nd.) Betfair a/c empty
(3rd.) Tongue like Cow Camel's Clitoris after a Sandstorm.
On the bright side,its pissing rain again today with prospects of more tomorrow,so lets
see how you light bonfires and set off fireworks in that, you wank-faced fuckin' Morons.
(expletives not fucking deleted ).