Saturday, July 08, 2006

Two Fingers.

You don't have to like John Prescott,or admire him,but you have

to take your hat off to him,he's got a neck like a jockey's bollocks.

The press hate him,as do the media in general,put none of them

has landed the killer blow,as yet.His own party has as little regard

for him as the opposition,and still he hangs on in there,collecting

his obscene wages,pocketing all the expences he can manage while

living in luxury at the tax-payer's expence.On top of this,he has a

huge index-linked pension to look forward to,and in August he

gets England to play with,as his own,for a few weeks.

How the fuck does he get away with it ? What does he know ?

He acts like he hasn't a care in the world,maybe he hasn't.He is

the exact specimen for which the word Bufoon was invented,the

reason for his continuing existence is unclear,he is as useless as

Kerry Katona ,but still.......

Why shouldn't he play Croquet,its only a game for useless oul'

wankers anyway,and wasn't it refreshing to see his reaction

having been caught porking (how apt ) his secretary.By the way,

they did seem to be having right craic in those photos,but anyway,

he didn't do the normal cowardly thing and blackmail his wife into

posing with him while telling the world that she'll stand by him.

I bet she kicked the bollix out of him,I'd say the press was the

least of his problems when the news broke,tee hee.

What I say is,if somebody gets up so many peoples noses,he

must be doing something right.And ask yourself this,if you had

to go for a pint with Tony Blair,Gordon Brown,David Cameron or

John Prescott,who would you rather be stuck with ?


Binty McShae said...

Jesus, if anyone ever wanted me to become a teetotaller that would be the way to do it! Wouldn't want to drink with any of those wankers!

...although I reckon Paddy Ashdown and Charles Kennedy could have been a bit of a laugh to get hammered with...

Foot Eater said...

I've heard Ann Widdecombe is a right laugh when she's had a skinful. Gets a bit touchy-feely, though; tongues and everything.

the anti-barney said...

Binty,thats going a bit far,Teetotal ?Fuck me,I'd drink with an Israeli if I had to,and thats saying something.

Maybe Footsie,but it would take a lot of neck-lubrication first.You are