Sunday, December 17, 2006

Too Good Not to Share















This is an actual emergency room photo of a fisherman who lost control of his high-speed bass boat in West Virginia . Wardens believe that he was traveling at a speed of approximately 75 MPH at the time of the accident.He was unable to negotiate a curve in the narrow waterway.Unfortunately for him, upon striking the shoreline and being ejected from the boat,he landed back end first on an old fence post. You can probably picture what happened next, but the attached picture really says it all.The good news is that after about 6 months, this man made a full recovery after suffering a shattered hip, broken leg, several broken ribs, internal injuries and soft tissue damage. Doctors credited his recovery to the fact that the post lodged itself so tightly that there was little or no blood loss. Now that's got to hurt!!!

14 comments:

Dr Maroon said...

I will never complain about anything ever again.
I can't stand up.

Brewski said...

Ditto. Christ.

the anti-barney said...

How's it going chaps,I think this is taking the pleasure/pain thing a tad far.

fatmammycat said...

Sweet Jesus, and I thought I had a rough day.
Anyhoo! Welcome back most belloved cuz, where have you been scooting about? Rum? Why yes, I believe I will.

Kim Ayres said...

And a very Merry Christmas to you too sir...

Dr Maroon said...

Happy Christmas Vaporiser wherever you are.

I can keep Glark for a while yet, but you should see his wee face when we mention you...not a flicker.

But I'm sure you'd sort that out.

the anti-barney said...

What puzzles me is why a group of sophisticated and witty individuals like yourselves are loitering around a derelict site like this at Christmastime.
Anyways,have a hoor of a Happy Christmas, the lot of yis.

Binty McShae said...

...............................................................holy shit...............................................................................

Bock the Robber said...

Well fuck me sideways!

Dr Maroon said...

Happy New Year Vaporiser wherever you are.

I can keep Glark for a while yet, but you should see his....waitaminute, I've done all this last week.

Kim Ayres said...

Happy New Year, AB.

I live in hope that you might send in another Blunt Cogs script

The Dog of Freetown said...

I will never leave the house again.

You have ruined my life.

Thank you.

Charlie said...

I think he got the point.
He got "wood".
Thats what you get for sitting on the fence.

SafeTinspector said...

Why does it look like the post was wrapped in a blue nappy?


...oh dear, thats probably his pants.