tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post115003794184990113..comments2023-10-24T06:51:29.259-07:00Comments on Vaporise Barney: Barbeques are Cuntsthe anti-barneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10963754274280166100noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1151754203647190082006-07-01T04:43:00.000-07:002006-07-01T04:43:00.000-07:00Hey Charlie,I think this is where we came in.Hey Charlie,I think this is where we came in.the anti-barneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10963754274280166100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1151326203140582772006-06-26T05:50:00.000-07:002006-06-26T05:50:00.000-07:00I like BBQ's they are NICE.I like BBQ's they are NICE.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03581443509630713090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1151243518637750312006-06-25T06:51:00.000-07:002006-06-25T06:51:00.000-07:00Kim,serves you right,but at least you used fucked-...Kim,serves you right,but at least you used fucked-up food to begin with.<BR/>Fmc. and Doc.,since when did we need an excuse or reason to drink ?<BR/>Just give me a barbeque,good company and plenty of drink and you can stick the barbeque up your arse.Oh,and I'm quite fond of my own company as well.the anti-barneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10963754274280166100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1150284180416818532006-06-14T04:23:00.000-07:002006-06-14T04:23:00.000-07:00Kim, tell me you're making half of this stuff up. ...Kim, tell me you're making half of this stuff up. It's priceless. It's like a modern version of The Glums or something.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1150279115252619442006-06-14T02:58:00.000-07:002006-06-14T02:58:00.000-07:00So, the Anti-Barney is really the Anti-Barby.We ha...So, the Anti-Barney is really the Anti-Barby.<BR/><BR/>We had one the other day. We found one of these disposable ones at the back of a kitchen cupboard we'd bought a few years ago and forgotten about.<BR/><BR/>We managed to half cook about 4 veggy sausages and warm up a couple of slices of haloumi cheese before it reached the point where the sun was cooking them more than the charcoal.Kim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1150201366079306762006-06-13T05:22:00.000-07:002006-06-13T05:22:00.000-07:00MY mother has a spaniel that eats daffodils and on...MY mother has a spaniel that eats daffodils and one almost poisoned its stupid self by eating a whole Terry's chocolate orange, complete with foil. Man that was some burny-arsey he suffered from after that.fatmammycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12307960277363243051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1150192814088446832006-06-13T03:00:00.000-07:002006-06-13T03:00:00.000-07:00They have a remarkable constitution. Our last dog,...They have a remarkable constitution. Our last dog, (18 when despatched, God bless him) ate anything. I was out with him once and he ripped a flat rabbit off the road like velcro and had it eaten before I could get it off him. He loved his bush tucker.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1150190954149293292006-06-13T02:29:00.000-07:002006-06-13T02:29:00.000-07:00I didn't see the mutt complain. Dogs eat cow shit,...I didn't see the mutt complain. Dogs eat cow shit, Red, I'd say he was safe enough with the chicken.fatmammycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12307960277363243051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1150185139764540542006-06-13T00:52:00.000-07:002006-06-13T00:52:00.000-07:00FMC is right! The food is totally secondary. It's ...FMC is right! The food is totally secondary. It's about falling over and blaming your seat sinking into the grass. It's about that 'afternoon session' feeling that always starts so well but ends up, like Eddie Murphy says, with the host taking umbridge at perceived sleights, and everyone else telling him to shut the fuck up and get more drink, and put something louder and more annoying on the rigged-up PA system, "Fuck the neighbours!" they shout jokingly, as only people who don't have to live there can. I don't own one of those big gazebo things you can get in Homebase for about £100 but I want one. Apparently they're Non-U, too bad. I do have two big pub umbrellas that the Front Bar gave me (XXXX and Tennents) and they add a bit.<BR/>The house down the road's got a HUGE round trampoline in the front garden and it's just fantastic. When you see them on it they must be going higher than the roof! It starts off with the small kids bouncing on it, and then the teenage daughter and her friends turn up and they are way too cool to even countenance such an embarassing toy, but the pull of the trampoline is strong and eventually they have a shot and won't get off it all afternoon. The younger kids have to retreat to a quiet shady corner with their colouring-in books and mobile phones. Since the start of "summer" I have hardly seen a football, hence the lack of any players. Oh we'd win the word cup in texting, no bother. <BR/>Warmed up semi-raw chicken. Good for dogs. Makes their coat shine.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1150110765139423782006-06-12T04:12:00.000-07:002006-06-12T04:12:00.000-07:00Por old sausage, you're going about it all the wro...Por old sausage, you're going about it all the wrong way, Bar-b-cues are for drinking while sitting outside gabbing to your friends, the food is just incidental. I went to one thother week and had a fine old time. And I managed to slip all my undercooked yet strangely charred to an inch of its life chicken to the host's dog.fatmammycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12307960277363243051noreply@blogger.com