tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post114129827498392137..comments2023-10-24T06:51:29.259-07:00Comments on Vaporise Barney: Quick! Anyone got a Pen ?the anti-barneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10963754274280166100noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1141437803671217322006-03-03T18:03:00.000-08:002006-03-03T18:03:00.000-08:00Wow, I love my sexy pen way too much to volunteer ...Wow, I love my sexy pen way too much to volunteer it as an operating utensil... I'm sure there's a way to perform said tracheotomy sans my pen. Not that I'm heartless... No really, I love my pen -- there's this one black one that writes so nicely, it's almost like... am I rambling?!LindyKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04461411037994622322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1141386931133592182006-03-03T03:55:00.000-08:002006-03-03T03:55:00.000-08:00No riots for me,Fmc.,I avoid anything to do with t...No riots for me,Fmc.,I avoid anything to do with the "North" like the Plague.<BR/>Justin,your survival would be incidental to me,I just want to cut the hole and stick the biro in.<BR/>Ivan,welcome aboard,does your 9mm impress the ladies?<BR/>Howsitgoin' Doc.<BR/>Footsie,what do you take me for?,I would get someone to hold my fag while performing my operation.the anti-barneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10963754274280166100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1141377250788760822006-03-03T01:14:00.000-08:002006-03-03T01:14:00.000-08:00A tracheostomy hole makes an excellent place to pa...A tracheostomy hole makes an excellent place to park your cigarette while you're eating.Foot Eaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04706459658926034197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1141328150861348492006-03-02T11:35:00.000-08:002006-03-02T11:35:00.000-08:00I thought it was a type of film? Used for snuff mo...I thought it was a type of film? Used for snuff movies?fatmammycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12307960277363243051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1141327919091422502006-03-02T11:31:00.000-08:002006-03-02T11:31:00.000-08:00I make a point of carrying knives through airport ...I make a point of carrying knives through airport security. Those web-toed retards running the machine are always so chuffed to find it that they tend to miss the 9mm in my underpants.<BR/><BR/>And no "only 9mm?" jokes, thank you very much. 9mm is a <I>calibre</I> of <I>handgun</I>, I'll have you know. Honestly - you're like kids, you are...Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1141319882642443292006-03-02T09:18:00.000-08:002006-03-02T09:18:00.000-08:00Are you up for sucking the blood out so that we do...Are you up for sucking the blood out so that we don't choke to death on it?Justinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05802083243719644274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18116734.post-1141310120931546262006-03-02T06:35:00.000-08:002006-03-02T06:35:00.000-08:00Golly, you go away for a few days and all the big ...Golly, you go away for a few days and all the big guns start blazing. Hola Barney my sweet. Glad you're not at all dead- I read the other post first.<BR/> You weren't by any chance around O'Connell street last saturday were you?fatmammycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12307960277363243051noreply@blogger.com